Category Humor

World Naked Bike Ride

Portland, Naked City

I inadvertently bore witness to the World Naked Bike Ride yesterday. For those unfamiliar, it’s exactly what it sounds like–once a year, exhibitionists and jaybirds from across the city gather, strip down, and ride their bikes through the streets of Portland. And I had the worst possible introduction to it: Driving back from visiting my […]

"Say 'cheese' or die, motherf*****! Told you I'd be back."

“NOW SEE HERE: Tirades” – Vol. 1

It’s been a rough week and my inner sociopath is crying for arbitrary blood. So I’m taking you to task, things that…I’m taking to task. Nevermind that linguistic hiccup–this is “NOW SEE HERE!” NOW SEE HERE… STARBUCKS HIPSTERS I get that they aren’t paying you to care what I think, so much as paying you […]